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Anthem of A Generation (or, Ode to Facebook Friends)

OMG no one likes me, no one likes me (1000 facebook friends)
And my parents suck, they’re always fighting
I’m so ugly (picture posted) I have no friends (100 likes)
Pass along this chain message or else you’ll die—
But look on the bright side, the guy you like will kiss you Friday.
Let’s meet up
No, let’s not
The guy I like is so damn hot
He doesn’t like me, he doesn’t like me
PROPAGANDA right-wing, left-wing
Cute dog
Cute cat
PRO PIC PLZ
Their at home or there at school or they’re isn’t any reason I don’t know the difference between there, their and they’re after all I passed the fifth grade and OMG
Your so cute. You’re cat is adorbs. WTF, am I doing this on purpose?
Unnecessary punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or never using capitalization.
after all what’s the good?!?!?!?!?!?
Hey look at this pic of your face all awkward
And I’m tagging you in this one—you’re drunk
But don’t worry, colleges won’t know that’s a beer in your hand
After all, who drinks beer out of a red cup?
And 8 gajillion people went to
“Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry”
But I’ve seen half of them in school and I promise they didn’t read the books
So they don’t love Harry Potter, they love Daniel Radcliffe.
N00bs.
Btw, I g2g, so pce, I’ll ttyl.
CUL8R, I guess.
*Wall post: I LLLLLUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVV UUUUU.
Or, I MISS YOU. COME BACK INTO MY LIFE.
Or I poke you, because I don’t really miss you, but I’d like to pretend I do.
“LIKE” “LIKE” “LIKE” “LIKE” “LIKE”
Why isn’t there a dislike button???



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