February 4, 2012
By anjag BRONZE, Olathe, Kansas
anjag BRONZE, Olathe, Kansas
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Oh, you lovely steak of a cut,
You are much more delicious than a silly pork butt.
With your heavenly juicy blood,
Not even the cow's cud
Could compare to such beautiful cow gut.

You are not deserved by a crazy old mutt,
It would be treason to compare you to mere chocolat.
You will always (until death) be loved,
You lovely steak of a cut.

I cannot think of a worthy side, perhaps a crumpet,
Or two. No, not really, possibly a biscuit
Instead... but everything is mud
To this meaty stud.
Screw my new diet.
You are much too good, you lovely steak of a cut.

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