Sarcasm

I never use it.
Sarcasm, that is.
Sarcasm has always appealed to me.
The confused looks, the twitching,
the crook in the brow. Priceless.
It sidetracks conversation.
And there’s nothing I like more
Than messing with people.
See, I love conversation.
And I love to lie.
Half the time, they think
that I’m being honest.
Ask anyone.
I’m definitely being serious.
Can’t you tell?