I never use it.
Sarcasm, that is.
Sarcasm has always appealed to me.
The confused looks, the twitching,
the crook in the brow. Priceless.
It sidetracks conversation.
And there’s nothing I like more
Than messing with people.
See, I love conversation.
And I love to lie.
Half the time, they think
that I’m being honest.
Ask anyone.
I’m definitely being serious.
Can’t you tell?
Sarcasm, that is.
Sarcasm has always appealed to me.
The confused looks, the twitching,
the crook in the brow. Priceless.
It sidetracks conversation.
And there’s nothing I like more
Than messing with people.
See, I love conversation.
And I love to lie.
Half the time, they think
that I’m being honest.
Ask anyone.
I’m definitely being serious.
Can’t you tell?

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