Dive to the depths of the sky
Sing loud songs no one wants to hear
Laugh about the stupid things
Because no one cares but me, my dear

We think about things we've never done
We think about things we'll never do
Perhaps a trip into the jungle
Perhaps a trip into the zoo

We smile, we frown
And we cry and we bicker
But then it's all good,
Because we both share a snicker

About how dull we were then
And how dumb we are now
It's all in good fun
It's just this, it's just how

I can honestly say
You are my best friend
I wouldn't deny it
I wouldn't pretend

And though we may fight
And won't always agree
I am happy to know you
And there's simply no fee