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Henry the Hippo, Part 11
Hideous Hippo, don't raise your voice at ME!
I'll burn your soul for eternity!!
Is that blood or sweat on your face?!
Your existence shall disappear, without a trace
Except for, maybe, a trail of blood
Or if it rains, and your grave turns to mud....
With your flesh and a knife, I'll go cut, cut, cut!
And throw your lifeless body into a rut
On the side of a seldom-traveled road,
No one will notice-- they'll mistake you for a toad.
HOLY [bleep], PUT YOUR SHIRT ON!!
Bono, chase It away with a love song!!
My eyes have witnessed indescribable horrors--
Why ask for HER books?! Yours are in the drawers!!
I'll make you wish you'd never been born
I NEED to hear your flesh being torn!
I'll hang you from the ceiling with an electrical cord
I could set you on fire, if I start to get bored....
Rip, slice, slash, kill!
It shall happen, if it is my will.