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Procrastinator Extraordinaire
December 2, 2011
I am the master of procrastination,
I’m the cream of the crop.
I get all my work done on time
Regardless or not
Of whether I’ve waited one week or two;
You can ask my teachers
And they’ll confirm that its true.
I’ve never failed a class
And I don’t plan on doing so,
But I just keep wasting time
Whether my grade’s high or low.
I seem an outstanding student,
Even with steep workloads I’ll thrive,
I am the master of procrastination,
With a solid GPA of seventy-five.
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