I met a man who's such a fool,
His friends all call him Mr. Cool.
Now, Mr. Cool, he smokes and drinks,
and cares too much about what they think.
He knows how to act and what to say,
and always seems to get his way.
Any girl he wants, he gets
he uses them without regrets
Everybody thinks he's so hot,
but he acts someone he's not
Everyday he must pretend,
pretend to love the latest trend
Everyday he wears a mask
I'll bet he's happy, if you asked.
But if he answered honestly,
What would his real answer be?
Mr Cool is a lonely guy
and "cool" is more than meets the eye