November 28, 2011
If my muscles aren't big enough,
they make injections for that.
You might have to hold me down.
(I hate needles).
If I'm not fast enough,
I can load my body weight on a sled
and pull until it rusts.
If I'm too fragile,
I'll slice off my limbs
and procure robotic attatchments.
If I'm not ferocious enough,
I will spawn into a monster.
I will rampage and climb buildings
with vicious velocity.
If you're in distress,
I'll go to knight school
so I can come to the rescue.
For you,
I'll be a hero.

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