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A Useless List of Useless Things
A Useless List of Useless Things
A song without a singer.
A bee without a stinger.
A dog without a bark.
A firework without a spark.
Crooked teeth without braces.
Sneakers without laces.
A bunny without a hop.
A flip without a flop.
A jail cell without bars.
A highway without cars.
A mouse without some cheese.
Allergies without the sneeze.
Rain without a rainbow.
A performer without a show.
A clock without a tick.
Oil that is not Slick.
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