Dead Guy

October 30, 2011
By zacheatstacos BRONZE, Roseburg, Oregon
zacheatstacos BRONZE, Roseburg, Oregon
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Favorite Quote:
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." -Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump

If there was a dead guy
Lying dead on the ground
I’d probably eat him,
Even though he was dead.
Of course, the dead guy
Would have to be made of candy.
A dead candy guy.
That would be yummy,
And it wouldn’t be cannibalism
since it’s candy.
Dead candy.

The author's comments:
I got hungry, and I just watched a very violent movie. Oh and I ate a lot of Halloween candy that actually I probably shouldn't have eaten.

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