I've never done a decent thing,
of that I am quite sure.
I've never had a decent love,
but that much I can cure.

I've never kept a spoken word
and that much I can say.
I've never kept a decent boy,
of those I did not pay.

I've never said a decent thing
and have never told a lie.
I've never held a boy in need,
not when he starts to cry.

I've never loved in decency,
that much I can't dispute.
I've never loved one evenly,
that much I won't refute.

I've never touched him quietly,
I really am quite loud.
I've never paid him much attention,
I do prefer a crowd.

I've never been a decent love
and that much I will contend.
I've never said the dreaded words
and on that much I depend.

I've never let him tie me down,
that much has been true.
I've never held is love in favor
except for when we scr**.

I've never done a decent thing
but I really will improve.
Perhaps you'll be my decent love,
though me thinks you'll disapprove.