Christmas Ham

September 26, 2011
By , Mill Creek, WA
There's not one single guy I know
Who'd love me as I am,
Look at me, or kiss my lips
Unless I'm Christmas Ham.

If that's just who I am to them,
Then I don't want to play
This crazy, messed up game of love-
(They're all pigs, anyway.)

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