Excuse me Sir, but your shoelace is untied

September 14, 2011
Excuse me sir,
but your shoelace is untied,
I hope you won't hate me,
but I lied.
Yes sir,
I realize lying is wrong,
Yes, yes sir,
no sir---
yes, I understand,
but please don't
be so angry.
I just wanted
to tell you to
watch out for tha---
ooh yeah that.
See, look at what you've gone
and done,
got your bits of brain
all over my new
Chanel blouse.
See, don't you see
I was just trying to
keep you from having
a crane smashed down on you...
but no
Mr. Lying-is-bad-holier-than-thou-businessman
had to get all pissy,
just because
your shoe wasn't really

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Abigail H. said...
Oct. 13, 2011 at 9:47 pm

That's cute! So funny!!!


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