Sir Norris

September 12, 2011
By chanchofication BRONZE, Oconto, Wisconsin
chanchofication BRONZE, Oconto, Wisconsin
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When something he says is grammatically incorrect, the dictionary changes. You have to resist the urge to say thank you when he punches your abdominal into oblivion. When he leans against a wall, The wall dissipates into nothingness. He once sneezed, They called it "The Big Bang." God sits on his right side, He has sired of all humanity, The universe parts in front of him, He is Chuck Norris.


The author's comments:
I just felt that none of the poems I've ever read really gave him Poetic justice.

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on Sep. 17 2011 at 4:47 pm
hood3243 PLATINUM, Camas, Washington
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lol thats funny. At first i was like "whats the heck is this" but once i got it it was halarious! Good job


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