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Sir Norris
September 12, 2011
When something he says is grammatically incorrect, the dictionary changes. You have to resist the urge to say thank you when he punches your abdominal into oblivion. When he leans against a wall, The wall dissipates into nothingness. He once sneezed, They called it "The Big Bang." God sits on his right side, He has sired of all humanity, The universe parts in front of him, He is Chuck Norris.
© Andrew S., Milford, CT
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