Sir Norris

September 12, 2011
When something he says is grammatically incorrect, the dictionary changes. You have to resist the urge to say thank you when he punches your abdominal into oblivion. When he leans against a wall, The wall dissipates into nothingness. He once sneezed, They called it "The Big Bang." God sits on his right side, He has sired of all humanity, The universe parts in front of him, He is Chuck Norris.

Join the Discussion

This article has 1 comment. Post your own now!

hood3243 said...
Sept. 17, 2011 at 4:47 pm
lol thats funny. At first i was like "whats the heck is this" but once i got it it was halarious! Good job
Site Feedback