"Tsk, tsk," went the tonges As they went laughing down the lane.
A boy with a girl and not the other way.
The man with the tie, it's the color of the sky.
The lady with the dress who runs around with stress.

"La, La" Went the lovers as they went walking down the aisle.
A priest or a minister, it could go either way.
The man with his wimple, his poor sight like a pimple.
The girl with the flowers, waiting in the tower.

"Ding, Dong" Went the bells as she went throwing back the flowers.
A wife with her husband everything turned out OK.
The Woman with her ring, followed closely by her king.
The Man with the love, floating up above.

"Bang!" "Bang!" went the guns they went driving down the road.
The husband and the wife, dead on this day.