The first time I got one of those
scary forwards that say you have
to forward it to twelve people or
something will come out of the sewer
and eat me I
f
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a
k
e
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                                u
                                        t
                                                !
I didn’t know what to do.  
I didn’t want to send this to my friends
to burden them, nor did I not want
to send it for my sake.  
It said that the sewer monster would
come out and eat me at 1 o’clock in the morning,
and I accidentally stayed up till then
because of my indecisiveness.