You kissed away the pain and I awoke,
Once upon a fairytale.
You were beautiful underneath your beastly face,
Once upon a fairytale.
I was a slave, you saved me,
Once upon a fairytale.
But where were you when,
My world was threatened by a hungry predator,
Once upon a fairytale.
When a wolf was ravenous,
Once upon a fairytale,
You tested me over and over with a pea,
Did you not see me?
Once upon a fairytale.
You were too busy chasing your dreams up a stalk,
Looking for greater things,
And though our happily ever after was printed in guilt and gold,
Dear Prince Charming,
I could do better.