Mock Trial Mommy

May 31, 2011
By blacksummer2014 SILVER, Brookfield, Wisconsin
blacksummer2014 SILVER, Brookfield, Wisconsin
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Favorite Quote:
"'I love you all; except you, Draco, I can't f****** stand you'"-- Harry from A Very Potter Musical

"Granger! Oh I thought you were a boggart!!!" -Albus Dumbledore from A Very Potter Musical


Hey, you
Yes, you
Don't you realize what you are doing?
No
You don't
That's why you are still doing it
While you snicker away and file your nails loudly during Mock Trial
You're not even sitting in the designated area!
Maybe you do know what you're doing
You're snickering away at our failed attempts at making our case
As you sneer at us and gaze adoringly at your son who is whooping our butts
We are pulling all the stops
As you check your CELL PHONE oblivious to the prudent behavior you are exhibiting
DIGGING THROUGH YOUR PURSE THAT HAS A BUNCH OF CRAP IN IT
How old are you?
I'm fourteen
You are in your forties
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
I am questioning your arrogant and dim-witted behavior a smile creeps across my face
Because I realized something
I am smarter and more mature than you

The author's comments:
This is all based on a true Mock Trial mom. I hope you enjoy the comedy mixed with the outrageous behavior of this psychopathic mother from another school's Mock Trial team.

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