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Geisel
Here sits young Geisel.
He ponders endlessly
Pondering a pondering thought.
Chasing a fleeting image.
He is half drunken with booze,
Half with ideas.
He glances for inspiration
Around his college room.
Partially slumpt on his desk
Piles with incomprehensible sketches
And made up rhyming words.
He glances continuously
To the point where one might
Wonder…
Wander…
Yonder…
Abrupt impulsive jerks
Make for attentions to be brought
Back to the devoid page.
Devoid except for splotter drools
And mindless storytelling.
A purple elephant trots onto the page.
Yes, purple.
His giraffe friend followed,
Or so it seemed.
A giraffe with a pink beak.
A rubbing of young Geisel’s mind
Was necessary at this time,
As well as the responsible question:
How much did I drink?
The elephant opened it’s mouth
“Enough to huff a blumberdoo
and then say ‘oy’ why didn’t I listen to you?”
Geisel’s eyes widened as
The elephant spoke.
What’s gibberish to sober ears
Was wisdom to his impaired mind.
What if this creature had a wife
Who was none other than a winged
Turtle, with a kangaroo pouch.
His name will be Turtloo,
And he’ll eat things made of hunger stu.
He’ll hop on one leg
For every hundredth step he takes.
Dust flew as Geisel abruptly woke up
From his flustered drift.
Wrinkled brow
And sweated lip later
Words flew onto his paper
At nearly 110 miles per hour.
He couldn’t control the speed if he tried.
Which he did, I assume.
Dazed drunk creeping in
On the hour of the night
And the pen still going.
Words that don’t make sense.
More rhymes of made up words.
The pen didn’t care.
The pen had no plan.
Sleepwriting Geisel
Blindly writing
Scattered pen marks
Digging into the page.
“blumeroo”
“higglyhoo”
“wallabaloo”
“fish, tish, hish, dish.”
Geisel himself didn’t even understand.
Not yet.
Soon he would find that this sleepless
Sleeping night
Was a subconscious plan for success.
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