What Ever Happened to the Crisp

I went out to lunch the other day
I wanted a sub from subway
“Tomato, cheese, turkey, white bread,
Bacon, light mayo and lettuce” I said
With hope in my head and coke in my hand
I went to that cool potato chip stand
My sub was up, I rushed to the table
I bit into the sandwich like I was raised in a stable
Oh how delicious is every WAIT
This bacon is more like fishing bait
How could someone serve bacon in this state?
No crisp no crack no brown no yum
It’s as chewy as an old piece of gum
How could someone serve this despicable thing?
It’s like Hannah Montana thinking she can sing
Unless you want a good shaken
You better serve people crispy bacon