Push bras, high heels

Anything to make 'em look

Take a double take



Tight jeans, low-cut shirts

Make 'em look, make 'em look

Keep the eyes locked on you



Make up, botox

Eyes follow

Cold showers, cold showers,



make 'em take cold showers

Oh, how you hold the power!

Everywhere you go, eyes follow



Liposuction, nose job

How plastic are you?

Fake body, fake face, fake pers-on-al-i-ty



Boys watching,

fake boobs, fake noses

Oh, how them boys love those plastic barbie dolls!



Those tree-huggers

put your funeral at a

recycling plant



Most of your body will

make a dozen or two soda

bottles. Are you happy?



You shouldn't be.

Plastic and fake as can be.

You might be uncomfortable with your body



You're not the only one