Smores Granola Bars

April 14, 2011

Friggin' granola bars
I'm like addicted
Stupid smores
Marshmallows are nice
I can't even enjoy it
Because the friggin' thing
Is like, three bites,
And 5500 calories.
Maybe not that many
But too many.
Yay for chocolate
Boo for fat
And thighs.
Friggin' thighs.
Friggin' smores granola bars!
Egh.
It's gone.
I hate myself.
Maybe one more.
They're so small, anyway.



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