I want a guy like John Mayer, one that can sing me pretty songs
I want a guy like John Mayer, one that can do no wrong
I want a guy like John Mayer, one that would drive me in his car
I want a guy like John Mayer, however not one that smokes tar
I want a guy like John Mayer, who's voice is rather husky
I want a guy like John Mayer, one who would trust me.
I got a guy like John Mayer, yes he sang me pretty songs
I got a guy like John Mayer, he did me lots of wrong
I got a guy like John Mayer, he cared more about his car
I got a guy like John Mayer, I suspect from his breath he smoked tar
I got a guy like John Mayer, his voice was always sarcastic
I got a guy like John Mayer, I trusted him, I was spastic.
You thought that lyrics were like band-aids, and gifts were love,
I hope its not a surprise that I'm leaving you, I'm more free than a dove.