Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater

May 9, 2011
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That’s right. I saw you at the mall yesterday.
I saw you with her.

If you are going to do something like that,
you should do it with someone better than me,
not worse.

Wasn’t a smart idea to go to a public place
with her.

Did you forget that I know people who work
at the SAME mall?
They know I have a boyfriend

who is 5’ 9”

has brown hair
and looks exactly like you.

They told me everything they saw:
holding hands, making out, cuddling, drinking the same smoothie.

So today at school
don’t come up to me and
hug and kiss me.

If you act like you did nothing wrong yesterday
when you see me,
you will be missing a body part by the end of the day.

So yeah, you got caught.

Now it’s my turn to make your life a living hell.

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#1 English teacher said...
Sept. 13, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Go Maddie! Your poem is here! I love this one!
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