Things I Hate

May 9, 2011
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Numbing gel, Chihuahuas, Stephanie Meyer,
bookmarks, diaries, animated talking-animal movies,
cooked carrots, change, Wart Heads,
pointless doodles, long car rides,
heating pads, hair clips, lemons,
shoelaces, styrofoam, hole punchers,
tour guides, trying-to-be-funny commercials,
mouse pads, glasses, non-machanical pencils,
cheap tape dispensers, wooden rulers, dead bean bags,
the lose string hanging from the carpet beneath the toe of my boot.

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