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Just seeing you in the hall simmers my blood,
I can’t fathom how you’ve gotten away with so much.
Do you think that nothing can penetrate you?
Well I’m here to show you what’s up.
You always encompass that dense grin on your face.
Boy I’d give anything to clean it right off.
You put me through so much sh*t
And now this is my tribute to you my friend.
If I had the chance I would slash your tires.
If I had the chance I would shove your head into the lockers.
If I had the chance I would make your life a living hell.
Thank you for screwing over a good portion of my life,
So many useless fights,
They drained the days straight out of me.
So many dirty looks that you’ve given me through the years,
And there’s nothing I can do to change things.
I could never act on my anger,
But surely you can.
And you have, and you will continue to do so.
You’ve lost all of your friends,
Seeing your world fall apart,
Your safety blanket ripped out from underneath you.
You’ve gotten exactly what you deserve,
I bid you a due,
And I stand here and laugh.
Here’s to you
, you’ve been awarded the title for worst friend in the world.