Report Abuse Home > Poetry > Free Verse > The Personal Effects of Water The Personal Effects of Water By Contemplator, Lake Park, MN More by this author Water, water has no hair On a boat, in the sea, Water, water, makes me pee « Previous article More by this author Next article » Join the Discussion This article has 2 comments. Post your own! Report abuse Brisa said... Jul. 30, 2013 at 5:41 am: Just wanted to share with you...I added this to my favorites. I have two younger sisters and I know they will greatly appreciate this, more than they would Robert Frost or Lord Byron. :) Contemplator replied... Aug. 26, 2013 at 4:13 pm : Thank You Brisa!! You have no idea how happy this makes me. I actually thought this rhyme up for my 5 year old brother. We laugh like crazy over it. Glad you and your siblings enjoy it too.