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That's Oxy, Moron!
April 7, 2011
I'm Hell's ice water, and Heavens fire
I'm Satan's pastor, and Christ's liar
I'm Michael Jackson's one hit, and Vanilla Ice's career
I'm Raymond's foe, but I'm Chris's peer
I'm a fish's wings, and a bird's gills
I'm Adolf's rescues, and Gandi's kills
I'm Kanye West's humbleness,and Will Smith's ego
I'm Hasselhoff's baggy pants, and Snoop Dogg's speedo
I'm Donnie's conuntry, and Marie's sppedo
I'm Oxy's Moron
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