The 23rd Facebook

March 16, 2011
By CaptainObvious BRONZE, Northport, Washington
CaptainObvious BRONZE, Northport, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
"It's the ability to take a joke, not to make one, that proves your true sense of humor."

The Facebook is my shepherd, I shall not poke.

It maketh me to lie down with my smart phone

It leadeth me beside the computer, it restoreth my old friendships.

It leadeth me in the paths of comments, for my ego’s sake

Yea, though I scroll through the valley of misspelling,

I will fear no grammar, for emoticons are with me.

Your likes and your comments, they comfort me.

Thou preparest an event before me in the presence of my newsfeed.

Thou anointeth my wall with statuses, my suggestions runneth over.

Surely friends and strangers shall follow me all the days of my life.

I will dwell on the wall of my profile forever. lol.

The author's comments:
To all you facebook addicts out there. Hear ye this passage.

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