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Chest Hairs And Really Big Medallions

March 11, 2011
By SethWical SILVER, Urbana, Iowa
SethWical SILVER, Urbana, Iowa
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This one phrase has changed our society
Kids all up and down the street always giggle as they say
I’m talkin’ ‘bout Chest Hairs, And Really Big Medallions
The phrase will soon sweep the nation,
Making everyone go crazy
The women will always cover their ears,
Because they think that it’s something bad
As the word of Chest hairs reaches Asia,
Many cartoon anime shows will be made about it
And kids will wear the spiky chest hairs wig from those shows
As it crawls up into Europe
It will make backpacking across it easier
People will no longer tell stories of their adventures
They will instead only say one phrase
The phrase that swept the nation,
Starting with my society
Going through Asia and Europe
That all the kids love
Everyone chants,
I’m Talkin’ ‘Bout Chest Hairs, And Really Big Medallions


The author's comments:
This goes deep into my heart dawg. Pop always said, if you gotta ask, it's too much. I love ya dad.

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