Talking Water Bottle

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I was so thirsty I had to have a drink.
When I took that drink full drink, the bottle seemed to wink.
The water bottle said “kiss me baby"
and my only hope about the bottle was that it was a lady.
The bottle talked and flirted with charm.
I was hoping my girlfriend wouldn’t find out because she would be alarmed
The bottle talked and talked all day
As the bottle talked more I was thinking how to get away
after awhile the bottle talked without interrupt
I got disturbed and said “will you shut up!"
The bottle looked at me and stared to cry
I said “sorry sorry" then wiped her one bottle eye.
The bottle smiled and stared at me
the bottle said "I have to go, but it was nice to meet thee"
The bottle jumped out of my hands to the soily ground
and the bottle's last words was “thank you for hearing my sound"
After walking back to the street of first
I just remembered I still had an incredible thirst





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adfgfdah13 said...
Jan. 31, 2012 at 10:51 pm
FUNNY! Its very creative.
 
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