Ego Tripping Poem (Adapted from Maya Angelous Ego Trippping)

February 22, 2011
By becool GOLD, Allison Park, Pennsylvania
becool GOLD, Allison Park, Pennsylvania
19 articles 43 photos 12 comments

Favorite Quote:
life isnt about finding yourself. life is about creating yourself.


I was born a star!
I can act so well, that I could create a whole different world and, nobody would know.
I will be the next Sandra Bullock!

I am such a good ice skater.
If it got cold and froze all the water in the Amazon, I could skate across the whole Amazon river.
In just under 10 minutes!

I am a world champion ice cream eater.
You give me a banana split and I just laugh.
I was hoping for a bowl of ice cream the size of Mexico.
I can out eat you any day.

I play basketball so well, the only reason im not in the NBA is because I would make all the other players look bad.
Also if I were in the NBA there would be no room for all of my awards to fit in the hall of fame.
I could shoot a basket that has been placed on the top of the Sphinx.

I am SPECTACULAR!



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