Before you ask your question
There is one thing you shall know.
No matter what you ask
My answer will be no.
If my answer does not make sense
Then I will probably reply with a yes
But if your question is neither a yes nor a no
Then I will simply stand up
And tell you please go
I will sit down, as you leave
Then I will demand you to come back
And to have a seat
I then will ask, If you would like some tea?
You will reply with a no
But that answer does not make sense
Then you change your answer to a yes
I tell you my question is neither a yes nor a no
So you stand up
And you tell me to go