What a Cheerleader Eats For Breakfast

February 16, 2011
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As I poured syrup over my pancakes

and grabbed a fork from the drawer,

I wonder…what does a cheerleader

eat for breakfast?

Would they eat a slice of unflavored bread?

Or would they eat a few grapes with little nuts?

While they eat they probably go over

cheers in their heads, count calories,

or wonder who’s dating who.

But I wouldn’t know what a cheerleader

eats for breakfast

because we grew up eating ego waffles

or crème filled donuts with nice chocolate

smooth icing and 2 % milk.

I wouldn’t know what cheerleaders

eat because I grew up watching

Johnny Bravo and Scooby Doo.

So please don’t judge me,

my style of choosing,

my goal is to gain,

and not more loosing.

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