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Lovely Valentine’s Day
Heart filled shapes and roses galore,
Candy and cards what’s that stupid crap for?
People get all mushy and start acting weird.
It’s definitely the most annoying time of the year.
This day needs to get over with and pass,
Before I start going crazy and shove
a bunch of roses up someone’s ***.
I’ll spend the whole day so drunk I can’t speak
And only wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but it will soon fade.
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
That arrow Cupid shot at me must have not hit,
Because I only see love as a BIG crock of ****.
So here is my story, what else is there to say?
Love bites me in the ***, so **** Valentines day!