Dearest darling, I love you.
Dearest darling, please do me a favor?
Please love me unconditionally.

I suppose it’s too much to ask.
But please, if you could, that would be nice.

Dearest darling, please be there when I jump off the pyramids of Giza,
When I throw myself in the Thames,
When I scale the Eiffel tower without a ladder or an elevator.

Dearest darling, please be there when I drink too much and throw up in the trash can,
Please be there when my heart breaks because of you,
Please refuse to let me go even when I scream and kick and bite.
Because I’ll remember you eventually.

Dearest darling, please be there when our child is born and we name her Julia,
Please be there when we buy a house in the Hamptons and retire early,
Please be there when we vacation in Tuscany
And deal with business in Hong Kong.

Dearest darling, please do me a favor?
Please love me unconditionally.