Please, please don’t get me wrong!
Oh, please, if there’s anything you can do to me to make me hate you, it’s that.

I am not a hipster wannabe who writes sad poetry to make herself seem deep…
No, I don’t own a single pair of ray-bans.

I
Am a happy, well-adjusted human being, who only happens to have a few secrets.
That
Is only normal, is it not?
Without secrets life would be awfully boring.

So please, please do not get me wrong.
I do not cut myself,
I eat but not too much,
I have insecurities but only a healthy amount.

I eat eggs for breakfast, just like you…
I wear my skirts short, just like you…

I haven’t really gotten in trouble since first grade,
I know how to argue but I don’t do it much.
My hair
Is a normal length and my eyes are brown.

I
Am
The person
You pass on the sidewalk
And don’t think about twice.

So, please, don’t get me wrong.