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Mr. Potato MAG
January 8, 2011
Potato, great potato.
Not for vegan pandas,
not for ridiculous Irish,
come to me, to a real man.
Mr. P, jet lag from your journey?
rest, rest in the hot tub.
A deep exfoliation
reveal your pale skin.
Meet the twins Salt & Pepper,
your friends from now on,
and Mrs. Ketchup,
your designated wife.
Now, finally, after all this silliness,
you are mine.
I taste you, you taste me.
Fusion. We are One.
© Rebecca C., Auburndale, FL
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