How to Create Your Own Imaginary Friend

First you need a huge self-esteem,


Because you will most likely be teased or laughed at if anyone finds out.
Next you need an imagination,


And a big one at that.
After that you need to decide on what your imaginary friend looks like,


Whether or not it’s a boy, girl, or a duck-billed platypus that can talk.
Next you need to decide also how your friend talks,


It’s what gives your friend a personality.
Lastly your imaginary friend has to be your best friend in the entire world,


Because if you’re not, then what’s the fun in having an imaginary friend?