If I Were

If I were a stick man,
And a stick man was me
Then I'd be a drawing,
And he'd be 3D
And all of my friends would be stick men two,
If I were a stick man and a stick man was you.

Now, If I were a flower,
A rose bud for say
Then I'd be gorgeous,
In a blossoming sort of way
And when people stopped by,
To smell my sweet sents
They'd all die
From over excitement.

Lastly to all! If I were a knife,
And all you think is "to swipe butter"
Then I would watch out,
Cause in the end you would think "Murder"
So to all of you out there,
Who thought this was sweet in beggining....
Think twice before your thoughts,
'Cause I'm the only one winning.