Oh, Shoe!
You are beautiful!
Never have I seen such brilliant blues!
A soft blue like the Caribbean Sea,
a dark blue like blueberry pie.

Oh, Shoe!
You make my heart stop!
Every time I admire you I notice the chunks of mud,
but it doesn’t bother me!
These age spots make you look wise.

Oh, Shoe!
I love the way you body is shaped like a sexy petite boat!
Your glorious yellow splotches make me smile!

Oh, Shoe!
Maybe you are a little too dirty!
Maybe you are a little too worn!
Maybe I should replace you!

Oh, Shoe!
You might look like a pie, but I must say bye!