My Goods

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So many things to celebrate



To love
Like my charisma!

Make you laugh

Chuckle

Grimace – only sometimes
Love me or hate me

You still love me
People listening and having a good time


That’s what I want

I can get up and perform – usually


When I want

I write of silver Nikes and sharpie smiley faces


Haikus of cranky pepper jack cheese.


Sonnets of chill and toasty snow

Pickup lines on every Friday


People laugh bashfully – and are flattered


Is it hot in here?


Or is it you?



My goods
They’re like Snapple

The best stuff on earth





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