i was sunburnt from twenty minutes in the shade
some,
wondered what would have happened if i were in the sun,
others,
advised me to check my shade's uv rating
perhaps it was out of date
me,
well, i wondered
if they would have thought it was so funny
if it had happened to them
then,
she was walking down the street
bright red, imagine a lobster
so i asked her what happened,
well, she tried a new fake tan
and,
guess what
she turned orange
and then,
blue,purple,
green, yellow,
turns out,
today she turned red
she seemed happy
and I asked her why
and she said
“it looks very natural see, and my fingernails didn't even turn orange.”