Boy Manual

September 12, 2010
Love you one day hate you the next
Turn right to the index
Jealousy, possession, and obsession
Flip to the emotional problems section
Mean, teasing, fighting, and rude
Turn to chapter 2: Their flirting attitude
Beautiful, pretty, attractive, hot?
Page 30: What boys think that you do not
A manual would be great
For each boy we date
Cause they are oh so confusing...
and very amusing!

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IamtheshyStargirl said...
Mar. 16, 2011 at 9:31 pm
Awesome, how very wry, and with such a lovely flow, too. Wish I could do that :)
MRose911 said...
Dec. 1, 2010 at 10:20 pm
FABULOUS poem!! :) you should check out my work sometimes :) i would love to hear what you think ;)
BoosflashThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Dec. 1, 2010 at 12:50 pm
I like it even more knowing that you were twelve when you wrote it. I was almost done reading it when i realized that it rhymed. fait ta danse captain.
kmarie14 replied...
Dec. 1, 2010 at 9:14 pm
haha(: thanks
XCLover said...
Nov. 7, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I love this! The rythym is awesome, but it does get lost sometimes. Try keeping an eye on the number of syllables in each line, it'll help keep the rythym going through the whole poem.
kmarie14 replied...
Nov. 7, 2010 at 12:40 pm
thank you! and I will keep that in mind ;)
Ryalynn said...
Nov. 6, 2010 at 9:45 pm
that i s how i feel at this moment like right now omg you so understnad nobody else does. they are so confusing but asmusing at the same time. wonder what tommorow has in stake for us
kmarie14 replied...
Nov. 7, 2010 at 12:40 pm
glad you like it! and ya i wonder too :P
Ryalynn replied...
Nov. 7, 2010 at 1:22 pm
lol i know right
Hummingbird This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Oct. 26, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Oh dear, this made me laugh :) Although I dont know what it is like to date, I know that boys can definitely be this way! I like your rhyming words and I just wanted to let you know that it was an honor to be able to read all of your wonderful work. Keep writing!!
kmarie14 replied...
Oct. 26, 2010 at 8:16 pm
hahaha(: i am glad it made you laugh ha ha ha :) and thanks i am glad you enjoyed reading them!
mwahxandxmwa said...
Oct. 18, 2010 at 11:59 pm This made me laugh and smile. So true and on the subjects on manuals i'd like one for parents, one for sisters, one for friends, one for enemies and one for teachers. I'd also like off and mute buttons! well i really hope pigs learn to fly soon....mwah :D
kmarie14 replied...
Oct. 19, 2010 at 9:08 am
haha(: so glad to hear it made your day! (: thanks for taking the time to read all my stuff it means alot to me! (: I will be SURE to look at your stuff as you keep posting more:) thanks again!
AlyssaNeal said...
Oct. 6, 2010 at 7:50 am
I smiled when i read this one, because,well,it's so true. Every boy is so different, from looks, to personality. It takes a while to find the right one.
kmarie17 replied...
Oct. 6, 2010 at 9:04 am
I'm glad you liked it (: ya thats boys for ya :P
Valerie1234 said...
Oct. 3, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Wow, this is pretty good. I really get what you're saying.  I've dealt with quite a few guys and often thing how nice it would be to have a book of rules.  Keep up the good work and check out my stuff.
kmarie17 replied...
Oct. 3, 2010 at 6:57 pm
ha ha thanks, I wrote it when I was like 11 so it could be better :P and ya i will be sure to!
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