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Oh, Mr. Ninja
Oh, Mr. Ninja, I see you at night
leaping from rooftop to rooftop with no fright.
Oh, Mr. Ninja, I spot you at day
Walking prepared for enemies are at bay.
Oh, Mr. Ninja, Your skills are outstanding
I see enemies running to you and then landing.
Oh, Mr. Ninja, I want to be like you
I want to do all the insane stunts that you do.
Oh, Mr. Ninja, you're very outnumbered
I fear for your life but do you? I wonder.
Oh, Gosh! Mr. Ninja, you're winning this war
You're running away, from buildings you soar.
Oh, No! Mr. Ninja, one of them has caught you
You are now bound, Who'll help you, who?
Oh, Mr. Ninja, a tear descends from my eye
They've killed you, Mr. Ninja, thus causing me to cry.
Oh, Mr. Ninja, I have witnessed this crime
Your murderers will pay for this in time.
Oh, Mr. Ninja, I attended your burial
I wish you were still alive and flying aeriel.
Oh, Mr. Ninja, I smile to myself in delight
You will be avenged ,Mr. Ninja, tonight