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If I Could Get Away With It

if i could get away with it,

i would push you in a cart
down San Francisco's steepest hill
with a squeaky wheel

i would flip your canoe
in the middle of the Mississippi River
with the current of a bull race

i would duct tape you to a tree
in the heart of a storm
with the presence of lightning

i would turn you into a spider
in the midst of "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider" chorus
with a not so happy ending

and if you survived,

i would pray for you
at the end of my bed
with all the the blessings of happiness that you don't deserve

if i could get away with it.



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maggiebar1 said...
Sept. 7, 2010 at 8:22 pm:
haha hilarious... what i feel like a lot... especially the ending
 
lostnhim replied...
Jan. 4, 2011 at 8:45 pm :
hahaha...(:
 
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