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A Cowboy's Dinner
I ride through the valley, as my horse starts to buck
I fly off the saddle and land face first in cow muck
My tongue falls out, and into the cud
And, I'll be damn, it tasted pretty good
I try to give some to my dudes
But they just saw, we ain't eating no poo
I just say, "Fine your loss."
I eat some more, then take out my floss
I then get tired and go to bed
Then wake up in mornin', and eat some again
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