Castle Conquerers

Me and my best buds
We head down to Joe’s house
I bring the dice
And Frank brings the board
We down our energy drinks
And the first time we rolled, we all knew
Once a castle conqueror, always a castle conqueror
Nothing else at that time would matter
Our eyes were on the game
I was in it, going to reach all-time fame
I rolled and my eyes were filled with tears of shame
The dice showed a five
My Dark Shadow Knight would not remain alive
I threw the board over
And left with some dignity
But now I’ve moved on
To a similar game
The wonderful game of Dungeons and Dragons