June 11, 2010
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You can't go anywhere without hearing the name
There are movies and soundtracks
Fangirls and Twimoms
And of course the thing that started it all
The books, writen by Mrs. Meyer
Well I have something to say about this fad
So listen up
Because this is what Twilight really is
But before I begin I would like to point out
REAL vampires DON'T sparkle
And E-Cullens a stalker
Watching you sleep isn't romantic
It's creepy
And Bella's and insult to girls everywhere
She's whinney and annoying
And boring to boot
And Jacobs not a werewolf
He's a puppy so desperate
It's almost cute
Now I'm running low on time
So to end this off right
I want to tell you all
That you'll never marry
Edward or Jacob
Nor Emmet and Jasper
Because the could, ugly truth is
Their fiction
And were never, not once, real

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Jun. 19, 2011 at 5:48 pm
hmmm if I could I would "accidentelly" push bella off a cliff and I would marry edward.  The world would be saved.   Good poem by the way!!!!!!!! :D
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