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Chuck Norris
June 7, 2010
Chuck Norris can hear silence
He can even taste your lies
And staring at him for too long
Can really hurt your eyes
It’s said the Grand Canyon was made
When Chuck skydived from a plane
It’s also said he has no emotions
He can’t even feel pain
It’s said he played Russian Roulette
With a fully loaded gun
He even started a staring contest
With the sun, and won
Now I know you may be skeptical
You may think this is a joke
But when Chuck Norris comes knocking
You’ll be a sorry bloke
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